truuunicorn: everyone fucking read this
panickyintheuk: icanttellyouwhotobe: androcidal: home-of-amazons: inthelandoflesbianism: Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.” THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT ………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery it’s right there I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find fuck srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis “it’s right there!” “here?” “no those are my balls” “in here somewhere?” “that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”
lzbth: why is a nip slip such a big deal like ??? you have a nipple??? on your boob???? wtf???? a boob nipple???? that’s fucked up put it away????? no. there are men walking around out there full on topless with both nipples blazing loud and proud so you can take your anti girl nipple bullshit and shove it up your tiny asshole (via apparentlyandy)

lzbth:

why is a nip slip such a big deal like ??? you have a nipple??? on your boob???? wtf???? a boob nipple???? that’s fucked up put it away????? no. there are men walking around out there full on topless with both nipples blazing loud and proud so you can take your anti girl nipple bullshit and shove it up your tiny asshole

(via apparentlyandy)

Giveaway! johrnlock: ellistaylor: adriofthedead: naive-tongues: tsundere-spock: ggghoul: I recently bought a new camera so I  am giving away my nikon d3100 you don’t have to follow me I will ship to anywhere! I  will pick someone at random I will pick the winner on the 27th June, good luck! :) c a m e r a Jesus Christ i want it so much give me PLEASE. I TOTALLY NEED ONE. ASKDIJHFGFDSUI Neeeeed (via theresnotragedyinthat)

Giveaway!

johrnlock:

ellistaylor:

adriofthedead:

naive-tongues:

tsundere-spock:

ggghoul:

I recently bought a new camera so I  am giving away my nikon d3100

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  • you don’t have to follow me
  • I will ship to anywhere!
  • I  will pick someone at random

I will pick the winner on the 27th June, good luck! :)

c a m e r a

Jesus Christ i want it so much

give me

PLEASE. I TOTALLY NEED ONE. ASKDIJHFGFDSUI

Neeeeed

(via theresnotragedyinthat)

only-ever-gifs: My favorite gif of alllllll time!
deanisanactualprincess: consulting-gaytective: youarenotimpossible: rise-of-the-gaydians: rise-of-the-gaydians: OK SO I WENT TO MY SCHOOL’S TALENT SHOW AND THERE WAS THIS GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE SAM WINCHESTER AND I WAS LIKE “WOW” AND THEN HI S BAND STAR T ED PLAYI NG CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON I SCREAMED I YELLED “THANK U SAM WINCHESTER” AND HE GAVE ME THIS GIANT GRIN AND I DONT EVEN FUCKING WATCH SUPERNATURAL COUSIN MATT No but seriously was that Cousin Matt? (via sailing-into-mordor)

deanisanactualprincess:

consulting-gaytective:

youarenotimpossible:

rise-of-the-gaydians:

rise-of-the-gaydians:

OK SO I WENT TO MY SCHOOL’S TALENT SHOW AND THERE WAS THIS GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE SAM WINCHESTER AND I WAS LIKE “WOW” AND THEN HI S BAND STAR T ED PLAYI NG CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON I SCREAMED

I YELLED “THANK U SAM WINCHESTER” AND HE GAVE ME THIS GIANT GRIN AND I DONT EVEN FUCKING WATCH SUPERNATURAL

COUSIN MATT

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No but seriously was that Cousin Matt?

(via sailing-into-mordor)

Happy mondaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!! mrbluebell: . (via cumber-porn)

Happy mondaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!

mrbluebell:

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(via cumber-porn)

stewie-just-said-that: geometricdeathtrap: greenfeldspar: asktrickstertrolls: pugsies: PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!! If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. Snopes confirms. What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something? I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one: Do not touch it Do not touch it Do not let anyone else touch it Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time. Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water. Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured. I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car. holy shit i thought this was a fucking condom and i almost just scrolled past it
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