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hellabutts:

nocogsorwheels:

e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

(via bookworm-fallen-angel)

Source: e-m-e-t-t
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tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

(via avengersonna)

Source: scrotumcoat
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ryan-the-pc-guy:

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

the one guy who was on to them the whole time

Source: tubofgoodthings
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dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

(via avengersonna)

Source: dekutree
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poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(via teenscoolest)

Source: prismaticpeonies
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telapathetic:

*sees there’s a queer relationship on a show* *starts watching that show*

(via avengersonna)

Source: telapathetic
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ugly:

when you say ow but it doesn’t really hurt

(via carry-on-my-wayward-gay)

Source: ugly
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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

(via carry-on-my-wayward-gay)

Source: contraception
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  • Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
  • Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
  • Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
  • Me: getting crazy up in here
Source: gilalyallen
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Tony Stark is madly in love with Steve Rogers

Tony Stark is madly in love with Steve Rogers

Source: blandmarvelheadcanons