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pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

(via frearsonj)

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magicul:

that one person in class who always tries to make jokes that aren’t funny 

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(via confirmance)

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justonehiddles:

swingsetindecember:

tennants-hair:

asgard’s next top model

if loki tripped into an asgardian garbage can, this would be mean girls

i will never not reblog this 

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bonesinmyblood:

fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

teachers are told to get in between boys when they’re fighting because once they lose eye contact they’ll calm down but teachers are told to stay out of the way of girls fighting because they will fuck your shit up

(via andythanfiction)

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versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

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-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via confirmance)

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  • person: ugh my sleeping schedule gets so messed up during the summer i end up going to bed at like 2 am every night! when do you go to bed?
  • me: .....not 7 am......
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